December 13, 2017
Short one this week as the boys are preparing to see the new Disney exxxxxxxtravaganze Star Wars: the Last Jedi. One last chance for Dave to show the world how smart (or dumb) he is by predicting what will be seen as well as how bitter a soul he has as he laments the coming of the Porgis. Is he right? Time will tell but you will hear a bonus episode Friday as they discuss the movie in painful detail so have your listening ears ready (unless you hate spoilers).
They also discuss the latest announcement from CBS that Quentin Tarantino, the fine wine of brilliant movie makers, wants to make the next Star Trek movie but unfortunately will be teamed up with JJ Abrams, the ascending bowel cancer of movie maker. The guys discuss this unlikely pairing and whether Tarantino's talent will prevail or if Quentin will leave the production with Abrams taint sweat all over him as JJ spreads his corrupting influence across all things cool like a giant leaing tank of toxic mediocre waste. Short but sweet. Enjoy!
December 6, 2017
The boys get deep into Dave's online dating and discuss the kinds of profiles that he should be looking at. They look at some actual profiles and analyze them as any normal (normalish) human would and it sounds pretty callous and horrible but true. Joren played Dungeons and Dragons and Dave watched the movie Coco which he loved by hated the 22 minuted Frozen 2 commercial Disney crowbarred into the front of the film with the burning passion of 10,000 suns. Joren saw the new James Franco project the Disaster Artist and the guys discuss that. Enjoy!
December 1, 2017
Justice League is out and looking to cost Warner Bros $50-100 million dollars in loses so the boys dig into what they keep doing to suck so badly. The main reason seems to be bad design by committe but there were a few other obvious screw ups (including one named after a bad 70's band). They get into some gaming stuff and of course Joren is full of advice for Dave for his ongoing hunt for a girlfriend. Enjoy!
November 22, 2017
Dave is feeling sorry for himself for being a pathetic dating loser and it is up to Joren to get him bucked up (normally Dave would say there is an "f" in place of that "b"). They talk about dating and why Dave keeps screwing up his life by being a nice guy instead of the sociopathic dirtbag that women seem to want. The cook up an online dating plan that any sociopath would be happy with. Then they discuss Justice League the movie and how it exceeded their expectations but being only crappy. They also get into the new Punisher Netflix series and a martial arts movie called Blade of the Immortal. Enjoy!
November 16, 2017
The lovely Connie is back and she reads Dave's dating futere in the Tarot cards. Not a lot of surprises there although there is word of a mysterious dark haired lady in his future but not immediate future. Joren tells Dave that he will be the modern day Cyrano de Bergerac and guide him into his future lady love after the horrible Year of the Rooster is over (Look out ladies of 2018!). Dave also used is Movie Pass to see Murder on the Orient Express and has some comments on that, Joren played Dungeons & Dragons, and the other usual nerd falderal. Enjoy!
November 8, 2017
Dave is feeling miserable about his dating again and it's up to Joren to buck him up! The guys talk about online dating, real dating, and Dave's crusing self esteem issues. They talk about the new Xbox and iPhone, Joren's music business and why all musicians are lazy narcissists, and a review of Thor: Ragnarok which the boys saw together along with the lovely Connie. Enjoy!
November 3, 2017
Joren and Dave both binge watched Stranger Things Season 2 and get into the nitty gritty of that great show. Dave saw Suburbicon, the worst box office movie for both Matt Damon and George Clooney ever, and they discuss it and why it sucks. Plus more dating stuff and all the usual BS. Enjoy!
October 27, 2017
Joren hates the 80's and anything associated with it so Dave has to convince him that Ready Player One is worth seeing. They talk a lot about Dave and his dating, his business, his finances, and what the future holds. They also talk about Dave's new iPad game This War of Mine and what it's like to play a game that is super depressing. Dave also saw Only the Brave, a super derpessing but good movie. Basically it has been a depressing week. Enjoy!
October 20, 2017
Dave and Joren ramble a bit in this one, discussing thier nerd lives as Dave adjusts to living on 40% of his previous income. They consider ways to make thier own Star Wars movie, do more dating discussion, and finally go into the incredibly lame list of movies coming out for the rest of 2017. All fail the Dave test for the most part except for Thor: Ragnarok (which means the boys are setting themselves up ofr massive disappointment). Enjoy!
October 12, 2017
The new Star Wars trailer is out and Dave and Joren need to examine it closely not to mention bitch about it incessantly. They get into gruesome detail and make some half baked predictions for this movie and Episode IX. Then they talk about their personal lives and how Dave is now too broke to date. Eventually they talk about Bladerunner 2049 which Dave saw and what an incredible bore it is. Enjoy